can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
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i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
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Working at Tumblr HQ!
FIX THE GODDAMN VIDEO PLAYER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE
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i have an avril lavigne phase it’s called my life
(anything) feat. Pitbull
Pitbull feat. (anyone)

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